Writing

Over the years, I've written all kinds of different things from short-form humour to short stories, sketches, even poetry. Oh, did I mention I wrote a book? Because I did.

When in Rome

Stop me if you've heard this, but I wrote a book. When in Rome is filled with humour pieces that will make you LOL, CTY (chuckle to yourself), and generally think, "That's funny". But don't take my word for it, listen to what the button below has to say about my book. You know, the one I wrote.

BUY WHEN IN ROME

Humour Writing

Some of my writing has been published on the World Wide Web. Can you also read a few of these pieces in my book? Of course. But click the links anyway. They're great publications and you'll beef up my stats.

McSweeney's

Behold, I Have Ordered A Side Salad Instead Of Fries

Points in Case

We Can't Open Until Someone Comes Up With A Bon Mot For The Sidewalk Chalkboard

I Am The Clump Of Dried Toothpaste That Takes Over The Nozzle Of Every Tube

Our Artisanal Tacos Are So Damn Good You'll Happily Hand Over Your Identity as Payment

We Can't Open the Cafe Until Someone Comes Up With A Clever Name for Our WiFi Network

Montezuma Pleads With The Gods To Change His Act Of Revenge

Diary Of A Prehistoric Teen

Evidence Your Lawyer Isn't a Lawyer, They Just Played One on Law & Order

I Know Your Siren Song Is Famous, But I'd Love To Hear You Sing Something More Contemporary

Frazzled