Writing
Over the years, I've written all kinds of different things from short-form humour to short stories, sketches, even poetry. Oh, did I mention I wrote a book? Because I did.
When in Rome
Stop me if you've heard this, but I wrote a book. When in Rome is filled with humour pieces that will make you LOL, CTY (chuckle to yourself), and generally think, "That's funny". But don't take my word for it, listen to what the button below has to say about my book. You know, the one I wrote.
Humour Writing
Some of my writing has been published on the World Wide Web. Can you also read a few of these pieces in my book? Of course. But click the links anyway. It's a great site and you'll beef up my stats.
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We Can't Open Until Someone Comes Up with a Bon Mot for the Sidewalk Chalkboard
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I am the Clump of Dried Toothpaste That Takes Over the Nozzle of Every Tube
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Our Artisanal Tacos Are So Damn Good You'll Happily Hand Over Your Identity as Payment
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We Can't Open the Cafe Until Someone Comes Up with a Clever Name for Our WiFi Network
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If You've Ever Wanted to Store All Your Money Under a Mattress, We're the Bank for You
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When I Take Off My Sunglass Slowly and Dramatically, I Mean Business
Frazzled​
What Do You Mean I'm fired, My Mom Says I'm Doing a Great Job
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I am a Complete Failure as a Father if I Can't Teach My 1-year-old Son How to Tie a Tie
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar Thinks You Ought to be a Bit Less Judgy About its Diet
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The Time Has Come To Tell My Son He's Adopted And Also A Grizzly Bear
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